Question by thomas:
How can I “sleep tight” knowing that I may be bitten by bedbugs?
My folks always say “sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite” If they know we have an infestation of bed bugs why aren’t they doing anything about it? Is this abusive behavior, do I have a case? I am of royal blood. Do bed bugs recognize this instinctively?
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Answer by Joshua
idk, vicodin?
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wow you must be seriously mental. i feel bad for you.
royal blood? who are you, mary queen of bloody scots? even woken up with a spider bite? no one notices a small bite when they are asleep
And if they do, hit ’em with a shoe ’til they turn black and blue!
Sleep tight –
Don’t let the bedbugs bite’
But if they do
You get a shoe
And beat them
‘Till they’re black and blue.
Got to be tough with bedbugs!
Bed bugs have been a large problem for people all over the world since they first developed. Bed bugs were originally just simple mites that commonly feasted on linen. Since there was a decline in available linen, these mites adapted to their surroundings. They soon began to live in the beds of people so that they could feed off their clothes. These newly developed mites then grew to start biting humans.
Today, beg bugs can be extremely harmful if you are not careful. They now takes chunks of humans’ flesh regularly.
First, it is abuse for your parents to be doing that. This is no laughing matter and the authorities should be contacted. But, to prevent your bed bug problem, there are a few things you should know.
1. First, bed bugs like to feast on European (more commonly, Mediterranean Europeans) and American people (This includes all of North and South America).
2. You have run into a minor problem. Those born of royal blood are known to have special enchanted body and blood. This special body and blood attracts bed bugs.
You should try the following things to help you with all of your anti-bed bug needs:
– FIRST AND FOREMOST, firing your current guardians as parents, they are doing a horrible job and they’re obviously putting you through horrible kinds of torture. You shouldn’t take their treatment towards you lightly.
– Wash and dry your bedsheets daily
– Spray your bed sheets regularly with a specially formulated can of denatured ethanol
– Keep your bed at a 90° angle from the nearest room window (Sunlight and heat attract bed bugs)
– Have a guard frog in your room at all times. Frogs can surprisingly see these bed bugs and enjoy eating them. The more frogs the merrier.
– Sing songs to the bed bugs that are currently taking residence in your bed. They quite enjoy the sound, and will often leave beds out of sheer respect for the singee.
– Eating foods that cause flatulence factors, such as beans or cabbage, help make your farts all the more potent. Farts drive away most bed bugs.
– Jedi’s are also trained in bed bug extermination. Hiring a Jedi to exterminate your bed bugs will help immensely
I know what it is like to have an infestation of bed bugs, and let me tell you, it is not fun. I have lost a total of three and a half fingers, as well as part of my left testicle. But now that I am educated on proper bed bug prevention, I know that I will never have problems with bed bugs ever again.
Hope my answer helped.