Question by Hal Atosis:
Are the bedbugs that inhabit the more exclusive hotels in New York City such as the Waldorf a fancier breed?
Surely they aren’t the common garden variety bedbugs that inhabit the low rent district.
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Answer by ziggyman
much fancier.
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Yes they will only suck your blood if you make 100k + a year.
they insist on having their claws manicured
Truest me the least of your worries is the bed bugs..the giant man eating rats are a bit more worse
Haha yea.I seen that Leno or Jimmy fallon
No. They are the great equalizer ; )
you have a picture in my head of a snooty couple
walking around trying to hide they are scratching, lol
The Waldorf has them imported from Germany daily to ensure their freshness for the guests.
In such places they are known as “bed companions” and called “fleas” which is pronounced as “flays”.
Yes they sure are, and they prefer to sleep on fleece which is pronounced as “flease” which is spun from the finest wool that can only be found, down here in New Zealand of course. 😉
I hope you are not implying that the bed bugs you picked up while you rented our room by the quarter hour were unsatisfactory. They bit, you itch; stop your bellyaching.
It’s really not our fault you only needed 45 seconds to conclude your business transaction.
Confine yourself to your royal suite at the Waldorf Astoria!