Question by Bluto Blutarsky83:
if in judeochritianmythology-eve was punished for eating the apple with birth pains- what did bedbugs do(read)?
to deserve traumatic insemination?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Traumatic_insemination_1_edit1.jpg
All bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination.[1][21] Because the female has no genital opening, the male pierces her abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity. Especially desperate males sometimes mistake other males for females and fatally wound the latter in the abdomen.[22]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedbug#Reproduction
i mean- eve just ate an apple and according to judeo christian mythology was excluded from the garden and has pain during delivery.
umm- what did these poor things do to piss off such a god who is otherwise claimed as “loving” and “benevolent” in the bible?
did they rape baby jesus or enslave the jews in egypt or something?
bedbug prison culture must be INSANE!!!!
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Answer by Moon Ninja
Ouch, sucks for bedbugs.
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Believe in Jesus y’all or I’ll git angry.
Don’t give God any more bad ideas.
they bitten god in da a55
All animals suffer upon giving birth, we have like a colony of cats near our house, and boy do they howl !
Please do yourself a favor, and get your mind out of the gutter.
Hah, well not all organisms experience pain in the same way. Female humans often have to rip some skin to have sex, and we still do it. Not to mention, who ever said that life/God is fair?
But seriously, that sounds brutal. That sucks for a bedbug.
Actually he didn’t give her pain he increased it. And mating is before birth anyway