Question by RazzmaTaz (JSFG):
Did the Intelligent Designer™ create bedbugs to heighten our anxiety?
Roy: I don’t have bedbugs. My arachnids ensure a bug-free zone.
Doc Frog: Yikes! Carried away? My dreams should be interesting, tonight? :o)
{{{mary}}}!
I need to hire a professional scratcher…preferably with long, polished nails.
Best answer:
Answer by I AM A TROLLey -LOL-
he is testing your faith
wait no
he is just testing you
keeping you on your toes see…
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To heighten your awareness.
of your @ss.
I was almost carried away by bed bugs once…..at a hotel in New Orleans. They rented the room real cheap cause it was “haunted” Silly me, I thought they meant by ghosts. Now, I ask.
To make us clean our bedsheets always as cleanliness is part of religion.
God loves cleanliness..
If you have bed bugs, there is a hygiene problem. Nothing to do which what God created or didn’t create.
It’s up to you to keep creation in its place.
and centipedes ?
Actually they are a device to prevent pressure sores , you cant get them when you are squirming and itching all night, let us give thanks and parry to the lard {{{Tas}}}