Question by Schmee:
What are good or silly phrases you use with your kids?
For good times or naughty times:
Like “Nightynight – don’t let the bedbugs bite” –
or “Where are those listening ears”
or “Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey”
Best answer:
Answer by Victory loves her monsters
I don’t really have any silly phrases I use..I am pretty boring!! But when my son keeps bugging me about something I tell him “mommy isn’t here right now,please leave a message beep”
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I can only think of the ones you said off the top of my head, but this book is full of them. It’s really cute because it shows the mom saying all the expressions like, “you’re such a dear!” But it shows pictures of how the child interpreted it, like the little girl looking in the mirror and seeing herself with little antlers and deer ears. Goofy? Yes, but so much fun for kids!
http://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Moose-Dinner-Fred-Gwynne/dp/0671667416
I always sing stuff to my kids. I make songs up as I go along. Sometimes I do dances too. I can’t think of one silly thing, as I try to be silly often. I love when my kids laugh so I try to be funny as often as possible.
I have a few from my mom and my friend’s moms.
“Going to the movies to play with your boobies”
-Just an embarrassment. lol. Especially if your daughters going with a guy.
“Don’t do anything I would do.”
-My friends mom who is a little… wild… tells us this when she drops us off somewhere. Not like it needs to be said ha ha.
These are probably not appropriate for a young child but they actually make teenagers laugh.