How do you protect yourself when your internet spouse has cooties?

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Question by GCG™:
How do you protect yourself when your internet spouse has cooties?

Or fleas or bedbugs or whatthefuckever it is.

Best answer:

Answer by Dr. KIA GCG says Suckit Whores™
there’s nothing you can do

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Allistar March 8, 2011 at 10:57 pm

wear a condom and dont go down too far lol XD

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Darly March 8, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Flee.

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Destroy the Jonas Brothers March 9, 2011 at 12:04 am

Dump them. In the trash….then delete it as SPAM.

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ibeast March 9, 2011 at 12:16 am

Quarantine anyone?
🙂

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P!nk Hair Female Aviator March 9, 2011 at 1:04 am

I’d be more worred about the rusty boxcutter if I were you buddy.

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Katrina R March 9, 2011 at 1:16 am

Vaseline and raw garlic.

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Kevin is awesomer than you March 9, 2011 at 1:29 am

break up with her and let me marry her.

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MrM ® March 9, 2011 at 1:34 am

Wear a full body condom. I know you have one…

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Cedric March 9, 2011 at 2:10 am

what the hell is an internet spouse?

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AJ☼lumlumÜ March 9, 2011 at 2:13 am

gross, and to think I was going to have a slumber on her sofa as I passed through her town…she didn’t know it, but now it makes no matter…

glad bags, the hefty kind

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Yidiot (giddy) March 9, 2011 at 3:08 am

Back up your hard drive before it becomes floppy

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Betty Turkey March 9, 2011 at 3:29 am
Clint C March 9, 2011 at 4:19 am

wipe her snatch down with Purell hand sanitizer before sticking it in her……

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swallow March 9, 2011 at 4:40 am

between her cooties and my crotch lice we’d be a couple of sharp coconuts in the bedroom. Think about it. Cause I am

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