Question by GCG™:
How do you protect yourself when your internet spouse has cooties?
Or fleas or bedbugs or whatthefuckever it is.
Best answer:
Answer by Dr. KIA GCG says Suckit Whores™
there’s nothing you can do
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wear a condom and dont go down too far lol XD
Flee.
Dump them. In the trash….then delete it as SPAM.
Quarantine anyone?
🙂
I’d be more worred about the rusty boxcutter if I were you buddy.
Vaseline and raw garlic.
break up with her and let me marry her.
Wear a full body condom. I know you have one…
what the hell is an internet spouse?
gross, and to think I was going to have a slumber on her sofa as I passed through her town…she didn’t know it, but now it makes no matter…
glad bags, the hefty kind
Back up your hard drive before it becomes floppy
http://www.queenbeesauce.com/bmz_cache/a/a59ea88f7311a2658c60d515d6b5d1a4.image.240×375.jpg
wipe her snatch down with Purell hand sanitizer before sticking it in her……
between her cooties and my crotch lice we’d be a couple of sharp coconuts in the bedroom. Think about it. Cause I am